Re: Setting the record of honor, straight

Posted by The Huggy Merchant on July 08, 2000 at 17:14:20:

In Reply to: Re: Setting the record of honor, straight posted by The Turkish Trader on July 08, 2000 at 17:10:54:

: Dear, dear Madame la Huggy M.,

:
: You should indeed, not, never, ever, pay heed to "hearsay!"

: While Mademoiselle (uh, I'd dare say she is a madame and not a mademoiselle) Yengees Strumpet is in possession of a terrific bouquet of charms... and please forgive me if I sound a bit stilted in my manner of speech, for, after all, I hail from the Aegean Shores of a land called Anatolia, and the origin of my forefathers goes back to the Asian Steppes where we were renown as Kicking the Hides of the Yejuj Mejuj... yes, Mme la Huggy, aforementioned Strumpet's charms do leave me cold as a leftover gnomie stew offered and forgotten at Bumppo's Tavern.

: Your ever so sincere Admirer
: The Turkish Trader

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I am delighted to hear that, dear sir...not that there was ever the slightest of doubts in my mind, of course.

You may return to my arms......

Yours embracingly

Huggy Merchant

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: : Dear, dear Madame la Huggy M.,

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: : You should indeed, not, never, ever, pay heed to "hearsay!"

: : While Mademoiselle (uh, I'd dare say she is a madame and not a mademoiselle) Yengees Strumpet is in possession of a terrific bouquet of charms... and please forgive me if I sound a bit stilted in my manner of speech, for, after all, I hail from the Aegean Shores of a land called Anatolia, and the origin of my forefathers goes back to the Asian Steppes where we were renown as Kicking the Hides of the Yejuj Mejuj... yes, Mme la Huggy, aforementioned Strumpet's charms do leave me cold as a leftover gnomie stew offered and forgotten at Bumppo's Tavern.

: :  Your ever so sincere Admirer
: :  The Turkish Trader 

: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: I am delighted to hear that, dear sir...not that there was ever the slightest of doubts in my mind, of course.

: You may return to my arms......

: Yours embracingly

: Huggy Merchant


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