Posted by Bill R (aka Gnome Dome) on July 08, 2000 at 16:22:36:
In Reply to: Re: Buttons, Bangles and Bows.....Apology posted by Vita on July 08, 2000 at 15:50:41:
Vita, DAMMiiiiitttt. We dont need to be finding new ways for Doc Mary to indulge her sick fondness for the whip, thenk u veddy much. And we certainly don't want to entertain any idea of tying a gnome helplessly to the stake with that Knock-kneed
Analog-Binary She-devil around. That Kissy And Beat the Shiite-outta-gnomes schizo has just too many BAAAAAADDDDDD ideas of what to do with a gnome in that sit-chu-ashun.
Gill and Bnome - er I mean Bill and Gnome
: :Dear Bill
: We shall now all vote on a new policy: the allotted time for a self-flagellation on this board, is five minutes and no longer.
: Of course it is more fun if it is performed on our town square, smack in the middle, the numbers and rhythm of the lashes counted by Doc M's slim right foot clad in a dainty, pointy-toed harem slipper purchased from the Turkish Trader...
: Alas, presently, the TT is too busy hugging the Huggy Menchant to sell anything to our resident Queen of the Kick Ass Babe Sluts, Doc M .....
: hmmm, interesting .... we should launch a pageant of K.A.B.S ????
: :
: Hmmmm.....