Posted by The Turkish Trader on July 06, 2000 at 22:39:40:
Allooooo la Francais, la Canadienne Traders and le Yinglees Traders!
I am sick and tired of the Far Eastern Yejuj Mejuj invading the borders of our LOTMland.
Let's meet at Bumppo's and prepare the declaration to all and sundry that we hold a monopoly on the trading activities here!
Remember, the Yejuj Mejuj built the Great Wall to stop me and my comrades from raiding their land, and truth be told, never succeeded in keeping us off it. For we got the scimitars, curved handle bar mustaches, kimiz drink and a Mighty Ho! temper Plus Brains and Brawns!
If our Pen should not stop these Pretenders to Tradesmanship, our Swords shall take up the slack!