Posted by Miss Marcia on July 04, 2000 at 18:53:49:
In Reply to: Re: Fireworks at Miss Marcia's & Somethin' Better to Do on the Lake Today! posted by The Red-Haired Lass on July 04, 2000 at 15:54:02:
: Considerin' it's the red-haired lass's first Fourth of July in Mohicanland, I've put on me best cotton lace-up wench blouse and summer plaid and am havin' a wee drop in this afternoon at my new cottage. Uncle Fergus in Edinburgh sent me a birthday package of l2-year old Glenlivet and I'm willin' to share it with whoever drops by...be ye on the way to the fireworks or to the Yengeese woman's house, it don't matter. Anybody showin' up wearin' a kilt or a loincloth might also get a special gift...
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*overheard outside Bumppo's Tavern*
Psssssst! Goody Tewshoes...have ye seen that Red-haired lass that's been hangin' about lately? I don't know where she came from, but I can tell just by the look of 'er in 'er low-cut Wench's Blouse that she's no better than she oughtta be! Haruuumph! Struttin' around here bold as brass an' invitin' up every Tom, Dick & Magua who passes by to have a wee nip with her! She'll come to no good around here if she doesn't mind her ways, sartain!
Pssssst...Sassy Soothsayer...have ye seen that Red-haired lass who's been hangin' about lately?......