Posted by The Huggy Merchant on July 03, 2000 at 14:23:02:
Here's one appropriate to the type of day I have had.....
If all be true that I do think,
There are five reasons we should drink:
Good wine - a friend - or being dry -
Or lest we should be by and by -
Or any other reason why.
(Henry Aldrich, Dean of Christ Church, Oxford 1647-1710)