Re: message to Otto Mani Trader & An Invitation to Dine

Posted by Miss Marcia on October 09, 1998 at 10:26:38:

In Reply to: Re: message to Otto Mani Trader posted by She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine on October 09, 1998 at 09:23:39:

She-Who-Tracks wrote:
: Will trade 12 pale, whining, fainting ex-captives for 1 bar of Grandma's Lye Soap. Heading to Bumppo's Tavern.

Dear She,

I'm so glad to know you are nearly home. Just wanted to let you know that you are welcome to stop by Miss Marcia's DownHome Kitchen for some good ol' Southern cooking, on the house, in honor of your successful escape. Miss Marcia has plenty of Grandma's Lye Soap available, too. But don't bring no steenking pale, whining, fainting ex-captives along! Tell 'em to get their act together, or leave 'em at Bumppo's Tavern. Miss Marcia may be a lady, but she doesn't go for these frail, delicate-flower types, simpering around & swooning at the slightest provocation. Dis-GUSTing!

With platters of my DownHome Fuu-uuudge Awaiting you, I remain,
Yours Most Graciously,
Miss Marcia

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: She-Who-Tracks wrote:
: : Will trade 12 pale, whining, fainting ex-captives for 1 bar of Grandma's Lye Soap.  Heading to Bumppo's Tavern.

: Dear She,

: I'm so glad to know you are nearly home.  Just wanted to let you know that you are welcome to stop by Miss Marcia's DownHome Kitchen for some good ol' Southern cooking, on the house, in honor of your successful escape.  Miss Marcia has plenty of Grandma's Lye Soap available, too.  But don't bring no steenking pale, whining, fainting ex-captives along!  Tell 'em to get their act together, or leave 'em at Bumppo's Tavern.  Miss Marcia may be a lady, but she doesn't go for these frail, delicate-flower types, simpering around & swooning at the slightest provocation.  Dis-GUSTing!

: With platters of my DownHome Fuu-uuudge Awaiting you, I remain,
: Yours Most Graciously,
: Miss Marcia


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