Figure Eight to Hawkeye

Posted by The Bee Holder on October 01, 1998 at 07:55:17:

My Brother,

I send my exotic little Oriental messenger Wo Bee Tu Yu to buzz this message in your ear.

You follow a crooked path. You have beetrayed the traditions of Chingachgook and Uncas. There is a Mingo camp to bee swarmed and a maiden to bee rescued. It is time to tuck yourself back in your buckskin, shoulder Killdeer and make a beeline for Schroon Lake, you pitiful drone! Bee warned - if the Mingo camp is Raided without you, you will lose the film contract to Dwee Bee Day-Lewis.

Brother of the Sagamore
The Bee Holder

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: My Brother,

: I send my exotic little Oriental messenger Wo Bee Tu Yu to buzz this message in your ear.

: You follow a crooked path.  You have beetrayed the traditions of Chingachgook and Uncas.  There is a Mingo camp to bee swarmed and a maiden to bee rescued.  It is time to tuck yourself back in your buckskin, shoulder Killdeer and make a beeline for Schroon Lake, you pitiful drone!  Bee warned - if the Mingo camp is Raided without you, you will lose the film contract to Dwee Bee Day-Lewis.

: Brother of the Sagamore
: The Bee Holder


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