Posted by English Trader on September 22, 1998 at 06:27:13:
Greetings and salutations, citizens of Mohicanland. I have returned from a journey overseas to the sovereign land. I see all is well in in the colonies, if dreadfully quiet. What - have the winter doldrums set in already? Or does this quiet mean something more sinister, such as attack from a Huron war party and scalping of innocents? Or worse, goat dropping? Town Cryer, cry me the news!!
I come bearing the finest tea from purveyors patronized by the Sovereign, and treasured books, and will be distributing my wares shortly.
Sincerest regards to all,
English Trader