Posted by Courier Editors on September 15, 1998 at 19:37:35:
In Reply to: Re: Southern Hospitality & Welcoming Duties posted by Miss Marcia on September 15, 1998 at 15:12:36:
Miss Marcia AKA Mdme. Claire Voyant AKA Fu-uudge Maker Extraordinaire AKA Twisted Sister's Sister,
So, if we understand YOU correctly, you are claiming that it was not you who planted the amoebic-bug impression hand painted slates in Miss Gaylee Cooper's garden walk ways? And it WASN'T you who told all new arrivals to Mohicanland to "get off their lazy arses and eat at JFC's Fast Food Dutch Eatery"? Nor was it YOU who opened that charlatan shoppe of ill repute in Mohicanland's Main Square ... the one with the expensive, though
tacky, French decor? And it wasn't YOU who has stolen nearly all the Tea in China so you can try your hand at soothsaying with tea leaves?
You are claiming it was your "evile twin sister" who did the dirty deeds? We don't know if we should believe this. Perhaps the "observor" who foretold of your early retirement from the fortune telling occupation was correct? Perhaps this is merely your way of slipping out while trying to save face? Hmmmm ...
Who believes the Sassy Soothsayer? Courier readers want to know!
Sincerely,
The Courier Editors
PS 10 pound of the finest chocolat fu-uudge just might encourage us to drop our planned investigation into your illicit and ill chosen activities!