Re: EnglishTrader!Bootleg copy PontiacMoon!

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: : Dear esteemed English Trader,

: : Being in desperate need for a copy of Pontiac Moon and Due
: : South, this Willow is Willing to Wail to the Moon and butter
: : you up with all kinds of purple-prosed adjectives, even to trap
: : the TownCryer and disburse him of his gold-braided amulets
: : and give them to you in payment...

: : The road to Cameron Cabin has been laden with mine-fields lately
: : might be Your Highness the Esteemed andGlorious English Trader
: : whose trader ancestry surely harkens back to the Queen Elizabeth
: : court wherein the brother of the trader was a choir boy (or was
: : the choir boy who was the trader as well?? o please do enlighten
: : us), so getting back to buttering you up, your esteemed, smart as
: : a fox and clever as a ... uh... whatever suits your refined tastes... drop by with the begged-for goodies at this place called the Empire State Building, at an eatery called Houligan's
: : ... at a conveniet date...
: : and yea, your hmbl srvnt is ever so glad for a refined English-tea-hour competition to throw dust and chicken-ah-hem--souvenirs into the hithertho unchallenged criminal activities of both the DTrader and FrenchTrader!

: : perhaps you might even ... thru your excellent contacts and
: : unsurpassed cunning... be able to hijack he-who-is-silent as
: : well? If so, I know you will put him up on the auction block, but please let me know first, see, there is this little matter of a 
: : movie, with which i expect to make a fortune and then get even
: : with the Toothless Cackler Doctor Mary, and The Sassy Soothsayer
: : Sassily Saying Sooths, who is cutting into my own thriving side
: : line biz of Tarot Readings...

: : Welcome Welcome English Trader, smart Member of the Jewel of
: : the Crown!

: : Your obedient Servant

: : She-Who-has-her-heart-set-upon-he-who-is-silent 

: My Dear Willow [flourished bow],
: I most willing will make available to you a copy of the movies you request, and considering how the Town Cryer has welcomed me with open arms and already bestowed welcoming gifts upon, I will answer your request by giving gifts in return.

: I do look forward to a future engagement at Camerons Cabin, but I am sailing for the Mother Land, that fair and beautiful Isle of Angletaire (to spend time with the souls of my former choir boy brethren at the court at Westminster), and will be gone for a sennight.  Upon my return, I will contact you to make arrangements.

: As for getting my hands on He-Who-Is-Silent, if I did, my friend, I wouldn't let go for anybody!  Sorry....

: Adieu,
: English Trader


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