Re: Now Open for Trade in Mohicanland... Gasp!

Posted by English Trader on September 10, 1998 at 07:07:24:

In Reply to: Re: Now Open for Trade in Mohicanland... Gasp! posted by E.Lane on September 09, 1998 at 21:16:18:

: Dear English Trader,

: This will not do! A traitor Trader offering wares in Mohicanland without so much as a by your leave granted by the Trading Monopoly already established? This sort of business can get one killed.

: Dutchie isn't tracking whoever is tracking She-Who-Tracks. Dutchie is negotiating with the Ghostrijder in the hope of bringing terror and fun to Mohicanland. The Courier Editors are tracking She-Who-Tracks ... Have you news of She's whereabouts?

: We are interested in your Cooperism goods.

: E.Lane

My dear E.Lane,
Please accept my most sincerely and humble apologies [flourished bow] for the audacious manner of my opening for trade in this great land of Mohicanland, without appearing before the appropriate governing bodies for permission. Had I known -- if only I had known -- permission was required! I would most faithfully have made the appropriate obeisance and petition for the right to trade. Accept as my excuse the mere fact that the place has appeared dead for the past several days! I could have sworn all had be scalped!

As for my information about my Cooperism, well, trade secrets, don't you know... But, I will let this little bobcat out of the bag -- I have a source and am acquiring more for certain rare books that certain Mohicanites are "in'ner-ested in" (to quote Le Longue Carabine).

As for She-Who-Track..., E.Lane my friend, I have no idea who this is or where she is! But as you know, I am new to this territory!

I look forward to being able to be of asstance and to make fair trades with the citizenry!

Yours, respectfully,
English Trader

Follow Ups:

• Re: Now Open for Trade in Mohicanland... Gasp! E. Lane 19:19:15 9/10/98 (1)
  • Re: Now Open for Trade in Mohicanland... Gasp! English Trader 19:42:35 9/10/98 (0)
• Re: Now Open for Trade in Mohicanland... Gasp! Dutch Trader 15:17:51 9/10/98 (0)

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: : Dear English Trader,

: : This will not do! A traitor Trader offering wares in Mohicanland without so much as a by your leave granted by the Trading Monopoly already established? This sort of business can get one killed. 

: : Dutchie isn't tracking whoever is tracking She-Who-Tracks. Dutchie is negotiating with the Ghostrijder in the hope of bringing terror and fun to Mohicanland. The Courier Editors are tracking She-Who-Tracks ... Have you news of She's whereabouts?

: : We are interested in your Cooperism goods.

: : E.Lane

: My dear E.Lane,
: Please accept my most sincerely and humble apologies [flourished bow] for the audacious manner of my opening for trade in this great land of Mohicanland, without appearing before the appropriate governing bodies for permission.  Had I known -- if only I had known -- permission was required!  I would most faithfully have made the appropriate obeisance and petition for the right to trade.  Accept as my excuse the mere fact that the place has appeared dead for the past several days!  I could have sworn all had be scalped!

: As for my information about my Cooperism, well, trade secrets, don't you know...   But, I will let this little bobcat out of the bag -- I have a source and am acquiring more for certain rare books that certain Mohicanites are "in'ner-ested in" (to quote Le Longue Carabine).  

: As for She-Who-Track..., E.Lane my friend, I have no idea who this is or where she is!  But as you know, I am new to this territory!

: I look forward to being able to be of asstance and to make fair trades with the citizenry!

: Yours, respectfully,
: English Trader


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