Posted by Vita on September 10, 1998 at 06:36:21:
Oh my dear and beloved Townies!
don't, don't, don't,
ever, ever, ever
let it slip that you people are so cheap and never
bought me my gold amulets and braided Cryer uniform!
I just offered them to the English Trader in return of
he-who-is-silent LIVE, and if this refined Trader of
impeccable reputation and bloodline and mannerisms gets
wind of my lie...
and I do not get my begged-for treasure for which I have
begged the Trader with a bowed head, wringing hands and
crooked knee...
I WILL FIND DR.MARY
to get even with you!
Walk in love and light while your TownCryer keeps up the good work
Waiting Willow