Posted by She, etc. on August 26, 1998 at 12:38:35:
Dear Courier Editors,
Moccasin trail heading south. Could not be Hawkeye, anyway - no deer carcases along the way. At beginning of trail found numerous other single trails joining together from every imaginable direction. This explains the deep imprints, of course. At point of juncture found tree trunk scored with hatchet. Read as follows: " JFC Fast Foods. Five miles south. Meeting when sun touches grey rock. Dinner included."
No substantive information on the latest Gnadenhutten massacre at this time, but another rumor has it that the Moravians got their backs up over Hawkeye's womanizing and tried to turn him over to the Shawonese for Sensitivity Training. Prefer not to depend on rumors, howsever. So, what shall it be - Gnadenhutten or back to the Rubber Chicken Paradise? Awaiting assignment.
She-Who-Tracks-La Longue Carabine