Re: Report to Courier Editors on JFC Fast Foods

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Posted by JFC Fast Foods on August 25, 1998 at 13:55:05:

In Reply to: Re: Report to Courier Editors on JFC Fast Foods posted by Courier Editors on August 25, 1998 at 09:45:23:

Dear Courier Editors and She-etc.,

Thank you for choosing JFC Fast Foods as YOUR place to dine. We are delighted that all those ugly rumours of us being involved in this nasty Franco-Dutch take-over plot have been proved wrong. We are a respectable establishment and draw on the most honorable of Dutch traditions. That occasionally an unsuspecting housewife gets trampled on is never intentional. We would advise them to learn how to stay out of our way. Every Dutch housewife has learned this in early childhood.

On a different note: I would like to apoligize for the Quick-Fix Chicken confusion. This is not a prank. I have it on good authority that the Dutch always eat chicken this way. Of course quality must be observed, so they will only serve Dunlop tennis balls with the chicken.

Sincerely Yours,
on behalf of JFC Fast Foods,
James Fenimore Cooper

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: Dear Courier Editors and She-etc.,

: Thank you for choosing JFC Fast Foods as YOUR place to dine. We are delighted that all those ugly rumours of us being involved in this nasty Franco-Dutch take-over plot have been proved wrong. We are a respectable establishment and draw on the most honorable of Dutch traditions. That occasionally an unsuspecting housewife gets trampled on is never intentional. We would advise them to learn how to stay out of our way. Every Dutch housewife has learned this in early childhood.

: On a different note: I would like to apoligize for the Quick-Fix Chicken confusion. This is not a prank. I have it on good authority that the Dutch always eat chicken this way. Of course quality must be observed, so they will only serve Dunlop tennis balls with the chicken.

: Sincerely Yours,
: on behalf of JFC Fast Foods,
: James Fenimore Cooper


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