Re: Dutch Ratelwacht & MP ... Caution!

Posted by Ratelwacht Public Relations Officer on August 24, 1998 at 09:28:28:

In Reply to: Dutch Ratelwacht & MP ... Caution! posted by Courier Editors on August 24, 1998 at 08:26:18:

: Dear readers,

: We have just had confirmation of the Courier report regarding the formation of a Dutch police force known as the Ratelwacht. This
: force has been raised and commissioned by the Trade Treason Trio known as "Dutch Trader", "Francais Trader", and "E. Lane."
: The Ratelwacht is poised to harass, steal, run off, murder, and blackmail all Mohicanland citizenry.
: They have gone so far as to using Mohican Press' initials as their own. (In their case, 'MP' stands for military police.)

: We also have reason to suspect that this Ratelwacht move is the first step in the Traders' plot of a Franco-Dutch take-over of the Mohicanland/New York colonies. An economic monopoly is in the works to further this repossession move. Stay alert!!!!! And think twice before eating at JFC's Fast Food Dutch Eatery!

: Sincerely,
: The Courier Editors

Dear Editors & Readers,

I must strongly object to the representation of "facts" by the Editors of the Courier. The newly founded Ratelwacht is a respectable law-loving police force. By no means is their purpose to "harass, steal, run off, murder and blackmail all Mohicanland citizenry". The Dutch & French Trader and the honorable E. Lane, you so viciously refer to as the "Trade Treason Trio", are entirely motivated by sincere concern about the recent string of disruptions in Mohicanland. The notion they are plotting a Franco-Dutch take-over is preposterous and does not even deserve an answer. They are acting for your benefit.

MP does NOT stand for military police; they are the initials of the captain of the Ratelwacht: Marinus Pottenbakkerszoon. This esteemed gentleman has a flawless record as a police officer in Old Amsterdam, before being chased out of town.. coughcough.. before deciding to take up the challenge to dedicate his talents elsewhere.

And last but not least, I fail to see what eating at JFC's Fast Food Dutch Eatery has to do with all of this.

Sincerely,
The Ratelwacht Public Relations Officer

Follow Ups:

• Re: Dutch Ratelwacht & MP ... & PR ... & BS? Courier Editors 19:16:12 8/24/98 (12)
  • Re: Dutch Ratelwacht Ratelwacht Public Relations Officer 06:27:01 8/25/98 (11)
    • Re: Dutch Ratelwacht E. Lane 09:58:59 8/25/98 (10)
      • Re: Dutch Ratelwacht Marinus Pottenbakkerszoon 14:15:01 8/25/98 (9)
        • Re: Dutch Ratelwacht E. Lane 23:03:50 8/25/98 (8)
          • Important message to E. Lane and the French Trader Dutch Trader 11:07:58 8/26/98 (7)
            • Re: Important message to E. Lane and the French Trader E. Lane 19:52:50 8/26/98 (6)
              • Re: Important message to E. Lane and the French Trader French Trader 09:57:24 8/27/98 (5)
                • Re: Important message to E. Lane and the French Trader Canadian Trader 10:17:00 8/27/98 (4)
                  • Re: Important message to Jo, E. Lane and the French Trader Canadian Trader 11:21:31 8/27/98 (3)
                    • Re: Welcome Canadian Trader Dutch Trader 04:51:27 8/28/98 (2)
                      • Re: Welcome Canadian Trader Canadian Trader 13:02:06 8/28/98 (1)
                        • Re: Welcome Canadian Trader E Lane 16:49:00 8/28/98 (0)
• Re: Dutch Ratelwacht & MP ... Caution! Vita 17:49:54 8/24/98 (0)

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: : Dear readers,

: : We have just had confirmation of the Courier report regarding the formation of a Dutch police force known as the Ratelwacht. This
: : force has been raised and commissioned by the Trade Treason Trio known as "Dutch Trader", "Francais Trader", and "E. Lane."
: : The Ratelwacht is poised to harass, steal, run off, murder, and blackmail all Mohicanland citizenry. 
: : They have gone so far as to using Mohican Press' initials as their own. (In their case, 'MP' stands for military police.)

: : We also have reason to suspect that this Ratelwacht move is the first step in the Traders' plot of a Franco-Dutch take-over of the Mohicanland/New York colonies. An economic monopoly is in the works to further this repossession move. Stay alert!!!!! And think twice before eating at JFC's Fast Food Dutch Eatery!

: : Sincerely,
: : The Courier Editors

: Dear Editors & Readers,

: I must strongly object to the representation of "facts" by the Editors of the Courier. The newly founded Ratelwacht is a respectable law-loving police force. By no means is their purpose to "harass, steal, run off, murder and blackmail all Mohicanland citizenry". The Dutch & French Trader and the honorable E. Lane, you so viciously refer to as the "Trade Treason Trio", are entirely motivated by sincere concern about the recent string of disruptions in Mohicanland. The notion they are plotting a Franco-Dutch take-over is preposterous and does not even deserve an answer. They are acting for your benefit.

: MP does NOT stand for military police; they are the initials of the captain of the Ratelwacht: Marinus Pottenbakkerszoon. This  esteemed gentleman has a flawless record as a police officer in Old Amsterdam, before being chased out of town.. coughcough.. before deciding to take up the challenge to dedicate his talents elsewhere.

: And last but not least, I fail to see what eating at JFC's Fast Food Dutch Eatery has to do with all of this.

: Sincerely,
: The Ratelwacht Public Relations Officer


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