Re: Trade Wars & Lost Traders; disastrous development

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: : Dear Editors,

: : As we agreed upon in our earlier negotiations, I have been going back and forth, left and right, up and down, and witnessed a shocking collection of dirty deals, practical "jokes" and other wrong-doings. However, everything pales in comparison to what is happening right now!

: : The French Trader, the Dutch Trader and the notorious E. Lane are having a secret meeting at Cameron's Cabin as we speak. Liquor is flowing freely, as well as tasteless Hawkeye jokes. In fact, they are getting along wonderfully! Need I say more? If these shady and shadowy types actually come to an agreement, we will witness the rise of the first Mohican Maffia!

: : There is no time to lose. Forget the pathetic Courier reporters. Send in the cavalry! NOW!

: : The Go-Between

: Dear Go-Between,

: Your worst nightmare has been realized. An agreement has been reached with further negotiations pending.
: Free flowing liquor, tasteless Hawkeye jokes, hysterics ... too bad Dr. Mary wasn't invited, eh?

: So, you Courier snoop, you fear for the well being and peaceable living in Mohicanland? Well you should, too.
: Not only have the Dutch Trader, le Francais Trader, and my notorious self come to a mutual "understanding", we 
: we have discovered the whereabouts of Jo's horse. (Anyone interested in dried horse meat?)
: A Mohicaan Mafia ... sounds inviting. Prepare yourself for an economic boom to Mohicanland. The Dutch Trader has even proposed 
: the organization of a secret Ratelwacht in honor of New Amsterdam!

: Vengefully yours,
: E. Lane


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