Position wanted??

Posted by Marcia on August 10, 1998 at 21:54:15:

In Reply to: Re: A Revisionist's Tale...Calling DR.MARY!!!!!!! posted by Chris on August 10, 1998 at 21:09:18:

Chris wrote:

: I have had to concentrate on more mundane ventures lately so, as far as I know, my former position making custom quilled loincloths is open. Is anyone interested? If so, please post in response. I am accepting resumes and examples of your work.

Hi, Chris...thanks so much for telling me of this wonderful opportunity. I have, however, been in discussions with the Editors of The Courier regarding a possible position in the field of Revisionist Creative Writing. Nothing is settled at this point, you understand, so I'm still available if the price is right. But before I send you my resume, may I ask a question or two about the loincloth business? I'll be "brief"...hahaha...oh, sometimes I even crack ME up!! Seriously, though, what I want to know is a little about the working conditions...for instance, exactly how many very time-consuming, up close and personal, fittings are required for a seamstress to whip up a spiffy CUSTOM loincloth for today's fashionable young frontiersman? Just checking, you understand. If it would require hours and hours of working with various woodsmen and Indians, well then I might be interested, if the money was right...
so how much would I have to pay you to let me have the job??? And do you take Mastercard/Visa??? Personal checks???

MMMM

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: Chris wrote:

: : I have had to concentrate on more mundane ventures lately so, as far as I know, my former position making custom quilled loincloths is open.  Is anyone interested?  If so, please post in response.  I am accepting resumes and examples of your work.

: Hi, Chris...thanks so much for telling me of this wonderful opportunity.  I have, however, been in discussions with the Editors of The Courier regarding a possible position in the field of Revisionist Creative Writing.  Nothing is settled at this point, you understand, so I'm still available if the price is right.  But before I send you my resume, may I ask a question or two about the loincloth business?  I'll be "brief"...hahaha...oh, sometimes I even crack ME up!!  Seriously, though, what I want to know is a little about the working conditions...for instance, exactly how many very time-consuming, up close and personal, fittings are required for a seamstress to whip up a spiffy CUSTOM loincloth for today's fashionable young frontiersman?  Just checking, you understand.  If it would require hours and hours of working with various woodsmen and Indians, well then I might be interested, if the money was right...
: so how much would I have to pay you to let me have the job???  And do you take Mastercard/Visa??? Personal checks???

: MMMM


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