Posted by Victoria on August 09, 1998 at 10:30:48:
Dear Courier Editors,
Thank you for your write up in the most recent edition. Thanks to your comments I have been contacted by a Mr. B. Clinton who indicates that there will be substantial rewards should I take on his defense. In addition I would like to announce that I have been nominated head of the Free Elaine Defense Fund. An organizational meeting will be held at Bumppo's Tavern this Tuesday at five o'clock (happy hour specials). Word has been passed that Ms. Federici was last seen at the local presentation by Dr. H. Eye on "Submission: Ten Steps to Complete Freedom," escorted (or was that coerced) by her husband. As for whether she will be seen again in Mohicanland, remember in her heart, she is Huron.
Regards,
Victoria