Re: The Search for She, etc.

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: : Thanks to the efficacy of a little wampum passing into the right hands, I was able to locate She-Who-Tracks-La-Longue-Carabine on the banks of the Mohawk, near Niskayuna.  She appears to have emerged from her Weltschmerz and was humming a maliciously gleeful little tune and polishing a new axe.  She has agreed to look into the burgeoning scandal of the Rent To Kill Group, and her initial findings will be submitted for publication in time for the next edition of the Courier.  I anticipate that the ensuing series may put the Courier in line for the coveted Poohspitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting.

: : Gayle

: Dear Gayle,

: Thank you for your dedicated, laborious, and dutiful search for She-Who-Tracks-etc... (not to mention your ingenius use of wampum pay offs!). Our cabin style office has been swamped with letters from panicked citizens fearful of the Rent To Kill Group. All can rest much easier knowing the Leatherstockinged Lady has been coaxed from her Niskayuna Weltschmerz to hotly pursue the tracks of the plotting Brits. We assume she is packing extra brandy along with her polished axe?

: We look forward to receiving She's report as soon as the trail has been thoroughly examined, twigs and all. 

: Do send a dispatch to She-Who-Tracks conveying our message that the Dutchland trip is off for now.

: Sincerely,
: The Courier Editors


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