Re: A Toasted, Roasted, BBQ'd Bill ... A Glimpse Into The Future!

Posted by Bill R on February 26, 1998 at 08:33:47:

In Reply to: A Toasted, Roasted, BBQ'd Bill ... A Glimpse Into The Future! posted by Rich on February 26, 1998 at 04:37:09:

Roast the flamingos instead! Damn things are everywhere and I hear they are very tasty. More so than some tough old geezer like me. You people are really gonna be disappointed if you pursue this menu.....I ate camel once. In Saudi. Compared to me
the camel was like filet mignon. Now flamingo......probably like a pheasant with really long legs. Course, trying to eat one of those drumsticks would be like trying to light a Virginia Slims cigarette......arms just arent long enough.

Okay people. Reality check here. I may like to fantasize about 4 pretty women gathered round me wanting me for a snack, but no way in real life would anything approaching that happen. Only in my dreams, and even then I dont dare tell Betty about it! She might joke about sharing me with you guys.....but when it actually comes to some other woman laying a finger on me....watch out!!! You have been warned!

And.....I may consider myself a rather unique and unusual man....but just how many weenies do you guys think I have??????
Sorry to let everybody down, but I only have one, it certainly isnt as long as anything in the pic, and it stays safely tucked snugly away in my loincloth thank you!!!!

As for flamingos.......coulda guessed Marcia was a part of this foolishness. Only somebody from Florida would be tacky enough to have flamingos on the lawn.

Bill R

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: Roast the flamingos instead!  Damn things are everywhere and I hear they are very tasty.  More so than some tough old geezer like me.  You people are really gonna be disappointed if you pursue this menu.....I ate camel once.  In Saudi.  Compared to me 
: the camel was like filet mignon.  Now flamingo......probably like a pheasant with really long legs.  Course, trying to eat one of those drumsticks would be like trying to light a Virginia Slims cigarette......arms just arent long enough.

: Okay people.  Reality check here.  I may like to fantasize about 4 pretty women gathered round me wanting me for a snack, but no way in real life would anything approaching that happen.  Only in my dreams, and even then I dont dare tell Betty about it!  She might joke about sharing me with you guys.....but when it actually comes to some other woman laying a finger on me....watch out!!!  You have been warned!

: And.....I may consider myself a rather unique and unusual man....but just how many weenies do you guys think I have??????
: Sorry to let everybody down, but I only have one, it certainly isnt as long as anything in the pic, and it stays safely tucked snugly away in my loincloth thank you!!!!

: As for flamingos.......coulda guessed Marcia was a part of this foolishness.  Only somebody from Florida would be tacky enough to have flamingos on the lawn.

: Bill R


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