Posted by Bill R on February 25, 1998 at 08:22:13:
In Reply to: Unacceptable response posted by Victoria on February 25, 1998 at 08:00:40:
: Bill,
: We find your last communication unacceptable on several points. We would not want to deprive your sons of their entire inheritance, it was ungratifyingly inarticulate, and we find it aesthetically unappealing. We prefer to leave you some shred of dignity, and laugh at your futile attempt to throw sand in our faces, which we have sucessfully dodged. You will be held accountable for your behavior in the near future, and a list of reparations is being drawn up. From this point forward we suggest you consider all your actions carefully before they are undertaken, and sincerely hope that you can do better.
: Hostilities may appear to cease from time to time as we have better things to attend to. But you will be monitored.
: Riled in Can-tuck-ee
Victoria,
Come, let us resolve our differences and put this to rest. Come join me on your lawn couch, or would you prefer your recliner amongst the weeds there, and let us talk. We can do some sippin of that homebrew of yours - mason jars are quaint - and while you are scratching those four flea ridden dogs at your feet we can come to a meeting of the minds I am sure. Please - no hostilities - let's be friends. I long to see that toothless smile of yours again. We can chit-chat about simple things. How
was your family reunion? Meet anybody worth dating?
Oh and by the way dear, I correct you with humility here....the phrase "go pound sand" (or in your case rocks) has nothing to do with kicking sand in somebody's face. That is a different phrase. Nope - "go pound sand" involves the opposite end dear.
Good morning Vicky!
Bill R