Posted by Elaine on December 29, 1997 at 13:58:04:
In Reply to: So you are saying.........what? posted by Bill Rooks on December 29, 1997 at 11:45:27:
:" So you are saying what? That if you found DDL wrapped nicely in
: a red bow and ribbon sans loincloth you would put him in the car,
: take him to JC Penney's and return him for a pair of mittens?"
Bill,
I would indeed return the misplaced item, though not necessarily to JC Penney's and not for a pair of mittens. I would, of course, offer the poor man a cup of coffee, maybe even make pleasant conversation, but after that.... back he goes from whence he came!
Maybe I'd trade him in for a scanner? Now that's something practical, eh?
:" And WHAT is a GGGG exactly *he asks hesitantly expecting the worst*"
Well, here we have options. Feel free to choose that which best suits you and your ilk.
Option A: Geritol Gulping Geriatric Group
Option B: Grannies, Gramps, & Gibberish Generations
Option C: Gallant Geezers & Girdled Gaggles
Option D: Giddy Grammas & Gnarled Grampas
Option E: Glorious, Golden, Gracious Grandees
:" And who or what is the Eyes of Canada? And what web dost they weave?"
Ah! I can not tell. This must remain secret. I will tell you this,... it be a fine web!
:" And to think I added another S on to SYMT meaning "Sweet". Hmph!"
Aw, come on, Bill! Don't go getting cratchitty and mean. You said you were bored!
Miss Elaine E Is