Posted by Chris on December 09, 1997 at 19:56:38:
In Reply to: Re: Mohicans Chatroom News posted by M. on December 09, 1997 at 18:22:19:
: : Geez, Louise, "M"! Am I gonna have to douse you with cold water here??? Being soaking wet would make it entirely too dangerous for you to go scampering about the precipii, so then you'd HAVE to behave in a proper, ladylike manner! Watch yourself, now, or I'll sic Mary on ya! She'll give you what-for!
: : Marcia
: "Ladylike" was NOT in my plan, Marcia, soaking wet or otherwise!!
: And Mary's preoccupied with other stuff right now...I think it has long black hair and green eyes, wears a loincloth and carries an inordinately long rifle...you better keep tabs on Mary, and not get distracted by Uncas and me frolicking through the woods, or you'll not get those Polaroids!
: (and Heather...I think I can concoct a natural solvent for superglue from tree sap and bird droppings...)
: M.
Ladies, ladies,
Get a grip. If Michael Mann is indeed lurking on this list, or Heaven help us, if DDL or ES are lurking, they would be terrified to come to our get-together. We have to convince them that we are civilized, or at least can hold it together and act in a civilized manner for two days. For all of you, I advise cold showers followed by deep breathing exercises taken as often as necessary. You have approximately 6 1/2 months to get yourselves under control. Good luck.
Chris