Posted by Mary on November 19, 1997 at 12:09:05:
Soldier #1, don't be embarrassed! You just had a brief episode of
PMSD (Post -Mohican Stress Disorder). I wear a striped skirt and
work in the infirmary, so I've seen many, many cases of this.
You just lie down for awhile with a nice cold cloth on your head,
honey, and you'll be fine. I myself suffer on occasion from
Carpal Loincloth Syndrome, where my right thumb becomes
crippled from hitting the rewind button on the remote 300 times
during the Lacrosse scene!