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doc
Into the 60's
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 Posted - July 05 2003 : 2:20:54 PM
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Originally posted by Cottonmouth
I need horse tranquilizers, myself...after all if you're hung like one...
Cottonmouth,
You confused me at first but I then remembered something about the "Fallabella" horses given to the Kennedy's in about 1962 and the AMHA. Now it all makes sense.
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Cottonmouth
Into the 60's
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Posted - July 05 2003 : 3:11:57 PM
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| "Falla"...who? All I know is I have a hell of a time finding pants that fit. I find that I am fantastically good at arithmetic...but for some strange reason I can only count out the answer with my foot...It's only a problem when I'm at the Supermarket. |
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doc
Into the 60's
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Posted - July 05 2003 : 3:52:47 PM
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Originally posted by Cottonmouth
"Falla"...who?
Fallaballa was the name of a fellow who bred "miniature" horses and gave a few to President Kennedy as a gift. NMHA stands for National Miniature Horse Association. Once you incorporate the word miniature.... we can all understand..
As for the pants not fitting....... I would look a little higher up ...........around the waist line where all of us, soon to be half centurians, start to expand.
doc
(forever expanding in all the wrong places)
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Cottonmouth
Into the 60's
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Posted - July 05 2003 : 4:08:22 PM
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| F**K You |
"...sorry, have to go now, it's time to give Mother her sponge bath!" |
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elena
Into the 60's
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Posted - July 05 2003 : 11:36:57 PM
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What a pissa you guys are! I'm laughing my ass off, and I do have to laugh long and hard for days and nights for this ass to come off.
Mr. Fallaballa (does this translate to "Fella with balls"?) He must have also given the Dutch a gift of miniature horses. I went to the Netherlands last month and everywhere were little horses - even in the coffee houses smoking dope.
Lou - you are so GODDAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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elena
Into the 60's
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Posted - July 06 2003 : 12:46:55 AM
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Krankie Bi Polarima - Tears are in my eyes from laughing so hard when you asked Lou if he should be called Mr. Ed or Fury.
Fury Kaufman. Or Louie Black Beauty Dolci.
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Bean
Still Hangin' At The Mailbox
USA
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Posted - July 07 2003 : 4:28:36 PM
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or Better yet...
My Friend Louie, Andy Kaufamn, Dolci, aka Flicker...
whose theme song is by NRBQ...
" I got a rocket in my Pocket "
Bi-Poarima Bean
and the fuse is lit
maybe AC/DC's " Big Balls " would suit him better.
as for the expanding middle section...
remember " MR G " at the Shaw Ave School with the Chicken Fat song in Gym? !!! Wish I still had that record !!!  |
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Cottonmouth
Into the 60's
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Posted - July 07 2003 : 9:22:48 PM
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| You guys are just jealous, that's all! How many of you can claim to have written letters of reference from your former girlfriends, eh? Not a-one, I'd bet! |
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Bean
Still Hangin' At The Mailbox
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Posted - July 08 2003 : 02:08:24 AM
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Jealous, Scmealous !!! I have former Wives who keep trying to come back because they never had....errrr I mean got it so good !!!  |
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Saw Big Arthur in the Flesh today after 30 Years!
