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| Bean |
Posted - July 16 2003 : 02:21:01 AM
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Picture taken last week after returning from a Dead show...now you know why I look the way I do here ! |
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| Bean |
Posted - July 20 2003 : 1:14:37 PM
Holy Burritos Batman !
WATCH out for the Black Bean Burritos, my personal favorites, they can be killers too, and this has nothing to do with Lou...the after burners are hazaderous...!
Howard Stern aka FartMan has nothing on me either !
Elena I am jelous, my one and only time out to the LA area a few years ago I had some of the best TEX Mex Food ever, especially Burritos, my favorite next to fajitas and Quesadeia's, I know I spelled that wrong? There are some good places around here too but they are few and far between and there are more bad ones than good ones !
Back to the subject of our inter-planetary freind and spy, I fear he has been watching too mutch of TV land and has aquired the powers of Samantha Stevens, and Jeanie and can now take on the shape and form of any object, including all living beings, human and animal, and transpose himself thru time and space at the twitch of a nose or blink of an eye...I fear We are doomed ! God Save us and the Kinks too while he's at it !
Bean |
| elena |
Posted - July 20 2003 : 01:12:38 AM
Don't worry Beanaroo, I will not reveal our secret code to Alien Lou.
But, I must tell you and Richie this, I saw an image of Lou's face on a tortilla that I had for lunch today. It frightened me because it means that he could be anywhere at anytime.
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| Bean |
Posted - July 19 2003 : 9:27:59 PM
Sunset over the high-rise,
By a motorway,
A little man looks up at the sky.
An uneventful end to a wasted day.
Close-up on the man at the window,
Looking at the street down below.
It's obvious he's got things on his mind.
He shakes his head, pulls down the blind.
He start's writing a letter,
To make it perfectly clear.
He's just a man who's reached the end of his rope,
Expressing his doubts and his fears.
In a world, feels so lonely and afraid,
Disillusioned by the promises they made,
It's a pity that it ended up this way,
Life is just a cliché.
I'm gonna do tomorrow
What I did yesterday.
It's such a dull routine,
Somebody cut this scene,
It's such a boring cliché.
Live life, day to day,
Seems so passé.
Everything you hear and say,
Just another cliché.
Like an actor on a movie screen,
Living out someone else's dream.
Living out a total misconception,
Reality, a false perception.
It's such a wasted life,
Without any conclusion.
Days drift into days,
His life just slips away.
People so blasé,
Everything's a cliché.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
Just an illusion.
Just an illusion.
Moonlight over the high-rise,
At the end of the day.
The little man is asleep in his bed,
Tucked up, safely away.
In his dreams he's taken away by alien beings to another
galaxy, deep in space. To a planet where a man can live
out his fantasies, and experience unimaginable pleasures.
But morning comes and soon the realities of life will
shatter his illusions, and the clichés of the world will
bring him down. But still he's waiting for a change.
Days drift into days,
His life just slips away.
Everything is passé,
Everything's a cliché.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
Just an illusion.
Just an illusion.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
See the sunlight over the motorway,
The little man, with anger in his eyes,
Stands by the window, looks at the sky. |
| Bean |
Posted - July 19 2003 : 9:23:36 PM
Ahh Ha...now we know the real reason why Billy Bob, Billy Joe, or whatever jumped off the Tallahassee Bridge...
Bean from the Harper Valley PTA in Hooterville
PS...I always knew the water in the Central Park Lake was spiked but never with anything this strong...30 years later and I am still feeling the effects.
and that's Uncle Joe he's a moving kinda slow at the junction...Petticoat Junction, OK now I know where the Billy, & Bobbie Joe came from in my head? |
| Cottonmouth |
Posted - July 19 2003 : 4:36:10 PM
Actually, I AM an alien spy! Just not a very good one. You guys are the second group to blow my cover this week! I guess I'll just have to find another line of work back home on Uranus. But I have to confess when I leave you guys the one thing I sure will miss is giving anal probes to all those hillbillies...I'll never forget the time Billy Bob Thronton shouted out: "Hey!! You guys...how are you able to do that with BOTH your hands on my shoulders??" Those were the days! Oh well Bye, Bye...I'm off to Uranus!! |
| ElenaR |
Posted - July 19 2003 : 4:23:29 PM
Bean
Lou is not an Alien Spy. But I do think it's time to call the MOTHER SHIP.Your work may be done here. ElenaR |
| Bean |
Posted - July 19 2003 : 11:30:56 AM
Richie do you still have any of the audio of those phone calls on cassette tapes? Andy my 30 years too late apology goes out to Andrea Zohler......you too Jeffery but don't feel bad he phoney phone call was one of our nice ones...we did get a bit rude and crude every once in a while...Howard Stern had nothing on us either !
Louie we are all speaking in secret code just so you won't know what we are really talking about...we learned it back when on that seemingly noraml spring Saturday afternoon we were in Central park a flying saucer landed in the middle of the lake and took us aboard...
It was there I learned about the girl who laid the golden eggs...
Gotta go time to go take my medication...The Demented Bean
PS...Elena, Richie, please do not divulge our secret code to Louie, I fear he is a alien secret spy who was sent to this planet to destroy us. |
| richfed |
Posted - July 19 2003 : 05:31:52 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Bean
[b][font=Comic Sans MS]Or as I use to say in one of my old " Phoney Phone Calls "....
" You're So Young and Springy "...!!!
remember those calls from you mother's housr Richie?   
OH! Do I remember them!!! Well I do! In fact, your "Young & springy" line was delivered to Jeff Zohler's sister, Andrea  ... yes?
We had a good string of terror going back then!!! Al Qaida has nothing on us!!!  |
| elena |
Posted - July 18 2003 : 11:46:32 PM
Well, it all began with "A very tired looking Bean". It ended with him dreaming of a Golden Dozen. |
| Cottonmouth |
Posted - July 18 2003 : 10:18:20 PM
What the hell are you people talking about? |
| Bean |
Posted - July 18 2003 : 01:52:55 AM
Elena -
Just don't lay any eggs !!! Unless they are the Golden ones !
The Poultry Bean |
| elena |
Posted - July 17 2003 : 7:08:47 PM
"Bawk, bawk, bawk, Spring is in the air!", exclaimed Elena the Dancing Chicken. |
| Bean |
Posted - July 17 2003 : 06:56:26 AM
Or as I use to say in one of my old " Phoney Phone Calls "....
" You're So Young and Springy "...!!!
remember those calls from you mother's housr Richie?
and Elena in 2 years from a Child to a Woman...Now that's my kinda girl !
Beanorama |
| richfed |
Posted - July 17 2003 : 06:32:03 AM
I don't know about our new "member," Bean ... but you sure got ME excited!!!!
Elena - you're still a Spring Chicken!
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| elena |
Posted - July 17 2003 : 12:44:50 AM
Oh Wow! I just became a child of the 50's! In two years I will become a woman in her 50s. |
| elena |
Posted - July 17 2003 : 12:38:16 AM
****, I meant to say:
Whose member.
Who are you. And who is the other newest member, lmnop, or qstxy or what the f. |
| elena |
Posted - July 17 2003 : 12:32:37 AM
Who's member, I mean new member. |
| Bean |
Posted - July 17 2003 : 12:26:14 AM
I probably got the newest member all excited just at the thought of pictures in my birthday suit !  - Bean |
| Bean |
Posted - July 17 2003 : 12:18:51 AM
There will be more pictures to come now that we have our digital camera up and working and connected to the PC...stay tuned...
" People Take Pictures of each other, just to prove that they really existed "...or " Picture Book of People with each other to proved they loved each other, a long time ago "...
Bean who promises no pictures in his birthday suit... " Picture Book a scoobie doobie do " all quotes thanks to Ray Davies from the kinks Village Green Preservation Society album. |
| elena |
Posted - July 16 2003 : 9:47:41 PM
Tired but Ageless Bean! |
| richfed |
Posted - July 16 2003 : 1:25:27 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bean
btw do you know who it is ?
Bean
No ...
Doc, what are you, some kind of a Guru?!? You know everything! Ok, spill the beans ... not the BEAN ... the beans ... Better yet, Gay Guy! Front & center!  |
| doc |
Posted - July 16 2003 : 09:29:30 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Bean
btw do you know who it is ?
Yes..... |
| Bean |
Posted - July 16 2003 : 07:21:47 AM
Richie,
Thanks for the heads up on the newest member !!!....or should I re-phrase that with out using the word head in there ?...
btw do you know who it is ?
Bean |
| richfed |
Posted - July 16 2003 : 06:50:59 AM
Very flattering pic there, Bean!!!
Watch out for our newest member! |
