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| Bean |
Posted - June 18 2003 : 12:48:31 AM
I took a trip back to Long Island today during the middle of the day, yes after driving all the way back home from work to New Jersey, I drove all the way back to Long Island...saw my Mom with Andrea and bought her lunch back from Pete's Clam House on Long Beach Road...but I also stopped in to Syosett Ford and surprised Big Arthur !!! Arthur looked great and although I have been speaking to him on email and once or twice on the phone since this web site started I have not seen Arhtur in the Flesh since probably 1972 or 73 some time...so we talked about old times and new times too for a while, he showed my family pictures...and we talked cars and trucks too since I am soon to be in the market for a new car or truck to commute in. It's too bad we all didn't get together last week when Jeffery was here...well maybe next year at our BIG REUNION....and what hapenned to Louie ?
Bean |
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| Bean |
Posted - July 08 2003 : 02:08:24 AM
Jealous, Scmealous !!! I have former Wives who keep trying to come back because they never had....errrr I mean got it so good !!!    |
| Cottonmouth |
Posted - July 07 2003 : 9:22:48 PM
You guys are just jealous, that's all! How many of you can claim to have written letters of reference from your former girlfriends, eh? Not a-one, I'd bet! |
| Bean |
Posted - July 07 2003 : 4:28:36 PM
or Better yet...
My Friend Louie, Andy Kaufamn, Dolci, aka Flicker...
whose theme song is by NRBQ...
" I got a rocket in my Pocket "
Bi-Poarima Bean
and the fuse is lit
maybe AC/DC's " Big Balls " would suit him better.
as for the expanding middle section...
remember " MR G " at the Shaw Ave School with the Chicken Fat song in Gym? !!! Wish I still had that record !!! |
| elena |
Posted - July 06 2003 : 12:46:55 AM
Krankie Bi Polarima - Tears are in my eyes from laughing so hard when you asked Lou if he should be called Mr. Ed or Fury.
Fury Kaufman. Or Louie Black Beauty Dolci.
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| elena |
Posted - July 05 2003 : 11:36:57 PM
What a pissa you guys are! I'm laughing my ass off, and I do have to laugh long and hard for days and nights for this ass to come off.
Mr. Fallaballa (does this translate to "Fella with balls"?) He must have also given the Dutch a gift of miniature horses. I went to the Netherlands last month and everywhere were little horses - even in the coffee houses smoking dope.
Lou - you are so GODDAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Cottonmouth |
Posted - July 05 2003 : 4:08:22 PM
F**K You |
| doc |
Posted - July 05 2003 : 3:52:47 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Cottonmouth
"Falla"...who?
Fallaballa was the name of a fellow who bred "miniature" horses and gave a few to President Kennedy as a gift. NMHA stands for National Miniature Horse Association. Once you incorporate the word miniature.... we can all understand..
As for the pants not fitting....... I would look a little higher up ...........around the waist line where all of us, soon to be half centurians, start to expand.
doc
(forever expanding in all the wrong places)
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| Cottonmouth |
Posted - July 05 2003 : 3:11:57 PM
"Falla"...who? All I know is I have a hell of a time finding pants that fit. I find that I am fantastically good at arithmetic...but for some strange reason I can only count out the answer with my foot...It's only a problem when I'm at the Supermarket. |
| doc |
Posted - July 05 2003 : 2:20:54 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Cottonmouth
I need horse tranquilizers, myself...after all if you're hung like one...
Cottonmouth,
You confused me at first but I then remembered something about the "Fallabella" horses given to the Kennedy's in about 1962 and the AMHA. Now it all makes sense.
Himself ( suffering from the "Irish Curse" ) |
| Bean |
Posted - July 05 2003 : 12:33:24 PM
I've heard the rumors Lou...
Should we start calling you Mr. Ed, or Fury?
Unfortunately I need the medication for the head on my shoulders not the one between my legs...
Your Acute Schizophrenic Paranoid Blues Bean 20th Century Man.
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| Cottonmouth |
Posted - July 05 2003 : 12:08:42 PM
I need horse tranquilizers, myself...after all if you're hung like one... |
| richfed |
Posted - July 05 2003 : 07:47:19 AM
Hey, I was certified to dispense medication up in New York State .... lithium, haldol, thorazine ... anyone?!? |
| Bean |
Posted - July 04 2003 : 1:11:15 PM
Lou,
I don't know about Elena but as for me I would definitely stand to gain by the use of Prozac, Zoloft, or effexor, or one of those anti-deprseeant drugs,...I am constantly fighting the war in my head and my bi-polar, manic depressive syndrome...
" It ain't easy being me "
There was a band playing in my head and I felt like getting High "
Bean |
| Cottonmouth |
Posted - July 04 2003 : 10:37:59 AM
You two are beginning to frighten me!
However, I think that a minor adjustment in your medication would be all that's needed.
Always Remember this: the key to happiness is 'proper medication'! |
| Bean |
Posted - July 03 2003 : 3:36:31 PM
and I thought " Funhouse " was the Stooges album that inspired me to do the Iggy routine at Holy Name in Valley Stream...
" She got a Tv Eye on Me "...Bean |
| elena |
Posted - July 02 2003 : 8:54:19 PM
...from the planet ecstasy
rammed into Da Island of Staten
broke his head
but another grew back in the middle of his chest
so he could now play guitar with his teeth,
he smashed his guitar
on an SUV
mistaking it for a war machine
out of the guitar spewed fireworks
that shaped the words:
"Lost in the Funhouse"
"Lost in the Funhouse-the Life and Mind of Andy Kaufman"
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| Bean |
Posted - July 01 2003 : 11:43:56 PM
Thank you very much....
Here I come to Save the Day...
Look up in the Sky
it's a bird
it's a plane
No it's Andy...
who came to this planet
with powers far beyond that of any other mortal
and who disguised as Lou Dolci
mild mannered ex rock star
OK Elena you can finish this for me... |
| elena |
Posted - July 01 2003 : 9:37:06 PM
I feel it! The spirit of Andy Kaufman is in the room! |
| Bean |
Posted - July 01 2003 : 12:30:02 AM
This must expalin it then;
" In his dreams he's taken away by alien beings to another
galaxy, deep in space. To a planet where a man can live
out his fantasies, and experience unimaginable pleasures.
But morning comes and soon the realities of life will
shatter his illusions, and the clichés of the world will
bring him down. But still he's waiting for a change.
Days drift into days,
His life just slips away.
Everything is passé,
Everything's a cliché.
Yes it is
See the sunlight over the motorway,
The little man, with anger in his eyes,
Stands by the window, looks at the sky. " ..Raymond Douglas Davies |
| Cottonmouth |
Posted - June 30 2003 : 4:55:45 PM
I heard that Lou Dolci was abducted by aliens! Sure hope he didn't get there anal probe I keep hearin' about! |
| Bean |
Posted - June 30 2003 : 12:06:45 AM
Elena,
I know that feeling, I just got back to work after along 3 day weekend up in Rhode Island, what a bummer being back at work !
I saw a Great show though at the Mohigan Sun Casino, Neil Young and Crazy Horse with Lucinda Williams opening for him. Lucinda was incredible as usual, and Neil show cased his new Concept album which was really good, sort of like the Kinks Preservation, theatre mixed with rock n roll ! Bean |
| elena |
Posted - June 27 2003 : 3:40:31 PM
I got back yesterday to Los Angeles at noon. I flew in from Dusseldorf Airport, - a suitcase was left unattended in the area I had to check in, so the police cordoned off the area. People did not have to leave the airport, we could still stay inside. There was a little bar that served coffee, pastries and sandwiches, and the police tape was right up next to it, but there we were, having breakfast, while about 100 feet away they were checking the contents of the suitcase. Didn't find anything, and the plane left only thirty minutes late. On Wednesday, I had flown from Rome to Cologne and spent a few hours there. I walked on the pedestrian path on the bridge over the Rhine to the old part of the city to visit the Cologne Cathedral which blew me away it is so magnificent! Next to it was the Museum Ludwig, and I decided to go in, and there was a room full of little drawings and paintings by one of my favorite artists Paul Klee! There were also paintings by the German Expressionists whom I also love. Art is so much an important part of the lives of Europeans. It is everywhere!
From Cologne, I took the train to Dusseldorf and from the train station there to the airport there is a monorail which they call the Sky Train which takes you right into the airport, and I stayed overnight in the hotel - next morning just walked across to the building to catch my flight.
Sandro is in Rome until August. I have to go back to work tomorrow, and I am not in the mood. |
| Bean |
Posted - June 25 2003 : 12:14:43 PM
OK I am back in business, PC fixed, so where is everybody?
Elena are you back yet from Italy...Arthur, Lou, Jeffery, Butch, Foch, Doc, Elena R, where are you? Richie, I know you are always out there !
Bean |
| Bean |
Posted - June 20 2003 : 9:24:19 PM
Hi Elena...glad you enjoy my sense of humor !!!   I may be a little scarce on here for the next few days, my home PC is Dead    so I can only go on line at work or if I use some elses PC like I am doing now.
Frank |
| elena |
Posted - June 20 2003 : 4:57:28 PM
Beanorama,
Speechless with happiness! |
