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BJMarkland
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USA
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 Posted - December 19 2004 : 3:38:41 PM
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DC ol' bud, about this time you must be really empathizing with the trapped frontiersmen at Beecher's Island. Surrounded by Chiefs and eating roasted Pony!
Hey, the Chiefs are really Chefs...they are cooking the Pony's playoff chances big time!
LMAO,
Billy
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hunkpapa7
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United Kingdom
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Posted - December 19 2004 : 6:37:51 PM
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Wish everyone a merry Christmas & happy,healthy new Year.
From Bonnie Scotland
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wev'e caught them napping boys
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bhist
Lt. Colonel
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Posted - December 20 2004 : 01:15:11 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by hunkpapa7
Wish everyone a merry Christmas & happy,healthy new Year.
From Bonnie Scotland
Didn't know you lived in Scotland. Where abouts? I rented a car and drove around Scotland for one week during the summer of 1996. Loved your country and want to visit again someday. |
Warmest Regards,
Bob
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Dark Cloud
Brigadier General
USA
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Posted - December 20 2004 : 11:04:01 AM
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I'm sure I have NO IDEA what you're talking about, Markland. I spent yesterday fielding phone calls from my New England acquaintances. They have a football team there, I'm told. We had one here, once. Now, shut up and leave me alone....... People in Kansas City think that when they die they go to Green Bay. And their women wear army boots to formal functions in the black pickup. And talk funny.
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Dark Cloud
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bhist
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hunkpapa7
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - December 20 2004 : 9:07:14 PM
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Bhist,you are more than welcome anytime.
I live just outside Edinburgh,7 miles to be exact.
Penicuik is the towns name,you say it like Pennycook.
I would give you my speciality tour,which includes,Culloden,Bannockburn,Prestonpans,Celtic Football ground,St Andrews golf course & many many more.
Oops I forgot to mention the smallest distillery in Scotland,near Pitlochry Perthshire.
Plus of course free digs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bhist
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Posted - December 21 2004 : 01:42:39 AM
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Originally posted by hunkpapa7
Bhist,you are more than welcome anytime.
I live just outside Edinburgh,7 miles to be exact.
Penicuik is the towns name,you say it like Pennycook.
I would give you my speciality tour,which includes,Culloden,Bannockburn,Prestonpans,Celtic Football ground,St Andrews golf course & many many more.
Oops I forgot to mention the smallest distillery in Scotland,near Pitlochry Perthshire.
Plus of course free digs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really appreciate the offer. I spent two days in Edinburgh, which wasn't enough. I loved that city, especially the castle. I also visited Bannockburn and Culloden (which reminded me of Custer Battlefield).
Next time I go I plan to visit as many distilleries as possible. I learned the value of a great single-malt scotch and as a result I'm very picky about Scotch. My motto is: "Blended Scotch Sucks!!"
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Warmest Regards,
Bob
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BJMarkland
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USA
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Posted - December 21 2004 : 1:31:57 PM
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"I spent yesterday fielding phone calls from my New England acquaintances. They have a football team there, I'm told."
At least you can remind your friends that Denver beat the Fishies, unlike the Patsies.
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pylgrym
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Azores
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 Posted - December 22 2004 : 5:25:16 PM
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Here in Atlanta we are looking forward to the falcons/Patriots game! Have a Merry Christmas and a Michael Vick New Year!
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BJMarkland
Colonel
USA
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Posted - January 23 2005 : 3:03:41 PM
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This ain't funny but it beats crying.
When Johnny Carson got to the Pearly Gates, what do you want to bet that St. Peter didn't yell out to the Lord, "Heeeerrrrrreeesessssss Johnny!"
 Another of the icons gone.
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BJMarkland
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USA
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Posted - February 05 2005 : 09:02:01 AM
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I found these on the web at the 8th Infantry Division site and thought you all would appreciate them. There is a complete list of the Infantry Journal ones somewhere on the web which I will attempt to relocate.
Billy
Subject: Military Rules
"Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army rocket launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
training notice
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet, every
single bomb always hits the ground." - U.S. Air Force ammunition memo.
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least
expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your
unit." - Army preventive maintenance publication
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance Corps memo.
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David H.
Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
ambush." - Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper - once." - Anonymous
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army
recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your buddies
"If you see a bomb disposal technician running, try to keep up with him." -
U.S. Army ordnance manual
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed" - U.S. Air Force flight training |
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BJMarkland
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Posted - February 05 2005 : 09:13:30 AM
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OK, I knew I had seen them before! Those, and more, are entitled "Murphy's Law of Combat" and may be found at this site:
http://www.geocities.com/cggh/murphy.html
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Dark Cloud
Brigadier General
USA
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Posted - April 07 2005 : 12:49:43 AM
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Handy, those. Regarding LBH:
72. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
94. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.
122. What gets you promoted from one rank, gets you killed in the next rank.
127. Never reinforce failure. Failure reinforces itself.
132. "Only numbers can annihilate." -- Vice Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson |
Dark Cloud
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