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Bea
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Posted - October 30 2002 :  11:06:11 AM  Show Profile  Click to see Bea's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
> The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
>
> 50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 C)
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> Canadians plant gardens.
>
> 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
> Italian cars won't start.
> Canadians drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
> American water freezes.
> Canadian water gets thicker.
>
> 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
> New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
> Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
>
> -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
> Mt. St. Helens freezes.
> Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
>
> -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
>
> -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
> Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
> Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
>
> -460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
> Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
> Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
>
> -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
> Hell freezes over.
> The Canucks win the Stanley Cup.
>

This was sent to me by a fellow Canuck...I thought it was cute..
Anth, I thought about you right away!
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