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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Videos: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Monadnock Guide[/i] [br]A Friendly Rivalry The Australians and the New Zealanders or Kiwis, as they are popularly called have long had a friendly rivalry, a rivalry that makes it into their humor. In todays installment, I share a joke told from the Kiwi perspective. Next week, Ill give the Aussies a turn A Kiwi ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the local, G'day, mind if I talk to your dog? Villager: The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi. Ventriloquist: Hello dog, how's it going, mate? Dog: Yeah, doin' all right. Aussie (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: Is this villager your owner? (pointing at the villager) Dog: Yep. Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Dog: Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake now and again to play. Aussie: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse? Aussie: Uh, the horse doesn't talk either... I think. Ventriloquist: Hey horse, how's it going? Horse: Cool. Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (Pointing at the villager) Horse: Yep. Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements. Aussie: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Aussie (in a panic): The sheep's a compulsive liar. [/quote]    Upload an Image File From Your PC For Insertion in Your Post    -  HTML is OFF | Forum Code is ON   Check here to include your profile signature. Check here to subscribe to this topic.