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Carter Posted - May 28 2005 : 08:11:16 AM
FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
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Monadnock Guide Posted - May 28 2005 : 2:18:24 PM
Heh, heh, - don't forget the part where she "inhales" football too! ;)
richfed Posted - May 28 2005 : 08:28:58 AM
What I'd give fer one of those right now!!!

Rich, a male!

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