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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Videos: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Bea[/i] [br]> The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart > > 50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 C) > Californians shiver uncontrollably. > Canadians plant gardens. > > 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) > Italian cars won't start. > Canadians drive with the windows down. > > 32 Fahrenheit (0 C) > American water freezes. > Canadian water gets thicker. > > 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) > New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. > Canadians have the last cookout of the season. > > -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) > Mt. St. Helens freezes. > Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. > > -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C) > Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. > Canadians pull down their ear flaps. > > -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) > Ethyl alcohol Freezes. > Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. > > -460 Fahrenheit (-273 C) > Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. > Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" > > -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) > Hell freezes over. > The Canucks win the Stanley Cup. > This was sent to me by a fellow Canuck...I thought it was cute.. Anth, I thought about you right away! [/quote]    Upload an Image File From Your PC For Insertion in Your Post    -  HTML is OFF | Forum Code is ON   Check here to include your profile signature. Check here to subscribe to this topic.