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Gadget Girl
Gatherer of Gathering Gadgets
USA
Bumppo's Patron since [at least]:
May 17 2002
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 Posted - July 03 2002 : 10:39:52 PM
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POOOOF!! *As Gadget Girl stumbles out of her lab from a billowing white cloud*
Well, I guess I'll have to consider the pharmaceutical route to wrangle those younguns in next summer that would chance to compete for that Mohican Cup. Oh, no this latest venture would surely induce bodily injury...have to scrap that one. Or maybe we'll just have to outright hog-tie 'em, or tie their shoelaces together, or...or...give 'em some SLIGHTLY misdirected directions. Yeah, like maybe...oh, yes the Mohican Games will be held on the front lawn of the Biltmore House, that should deter them long enough to wrap up a French Brandy prize or two. NOT that I'm the competitive sort or anything!
Who's there? Hmmmmmmm, I could've sworn I heard the pitter-patter of little gnome feet! Used to be when I heard that it was followed by a few WHACK,WHACK,WHACKS and the most dreadful kicking and scruffling of dust you ever saw. Mmmmmmm, might've been the wind playin' tricks. Sniff, sniff...come to think of it would be good to see the little feller, no foolin'!
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Doc M
Great Quack Healer of the Frontier
USA
Bumppo's Patron since [at least]:
May 17 2002
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Posted - July 13 2002 : 1:07:46 PM
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Did someone mention pharmaceuticals??? Illegal or otherwise???
I hope, Dearest Gadge, you are not practicing medicine without
a license. If anyone is going to practice medicine illegally
around here, it is moi, the fantabulous Doc M!! Clear it
up any? But anyway, just to cheer you up, I want you to
stand there and stay vewwwwy vewwwy still...thaaat's right...
*WHACK!! WHACK!! WHACK!!!* There! Feel better?
Kissys!
Doc M
PS If you look in the back of Bumppo's behind the barrel of
squozed-out corn squeezin's, I think you might find a dusty
can or two of Doc M's Best Gnome Broth with Gizzards.
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Christie
Pioneer
USA
Bumppo's Patron since [at least]:
July 02 2002
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Posted - July 13 2002 : 6:52:59 PM
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AAAAHHHH....Doc Mary is in the house! I've seen threads from Lainey and others mentioning her name, but put it aside to web legends. Her tale comes alive around the campfire when the moon is full, the wind blows through the trees and parents want to scare their children half to death. I now cower under my computer table, and will meekly observe the posts from afar in fear of resurrecting Doc M.
Thy humble servant,
Christie
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